WHAT IS A MOTHER IN LAW?

ACT 1

Defining Mean Mother in Laws: Unfortunately, all mother in laws aren't good. In fact, if mother in laws looked like they acted, many would have a face that would do a toad proud. Some mother in laws would even have three heads, and a tongue that stretches in excess of fifty feet.

Defining Good Mother in Laws: A mother in law can also be an angel. Many people actually choose their mates based on the fact that their mother is an angel.  This type of "mate choosing" is based on the fact that one can always find another mate, but good mother in laws are few and far between.

Defining "In Between" Mother in Laws: Some mother in laws are neither good nor bad, rather in-between.  This may be attributed to several reasons:

- They are on a high dose of valium.

- They have entered the Change of Life Cycle.

- Their girdle may be too tight.

- They are locked in LaLa Land without a key.

- A bit too much kava kava.

- They may work as a mime.

The Official Mother In Law Manual Index

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• Mother In Law Monster
• Mother In Law Tic Tac Toe
• Why Men Won't Commit to Marriage
• Give Up Bed for Mother?
• Wife a Mirror of Mother
• Husband Mirror of Mother
• Mother In Law Jokes
• Mothra Mom

Love & Romance & Mother In Law Rescue Links

Fox In Gloves - A healthy relationship is essential to your overall health.  Fun stories and info; home of The Free Wedding Planner.

Trinity Moon - Free full-length, as well as several short love stories that can be enjoyed by all. Nothing to download!  No need to hide and read, either.

Free Full-Length Romance - Exactly that - a full-length free romance.  Grab a cup of hot tea, and settle in for a romantic love story.  No tissues needed.

The Wedding Planner - One doozy of a free wedding planner!