HOW TO PLEASE YOUR MOTHER IN LAW

Act 2 - Please, Appease or Trapeze Mother in Law

Phase 1 - Pleasing Your Mean Mother in Law: The most effective way to please a mean mother in law is to die.  Since this is not a mutually accepted form of solution, we'll move on to Phase 2.

Phase 2 - Appeasing Your Mean Mother in Law: The next best thing to pleasing your mother in law is appeasing her. The most effective way to appease a mean mother in law is to die. Since this is not a mutually accepted form of solution, we'll move on to Phase 3.

Phase 3 - The Mother in Law Trapeze: When one cannot please or appease their mean mother in law, they spend the majority of the time that they are around her, swinging on an invisible trapeze, flying north, south, east and west to keep trouble at bay.

Unfortunately, this technique doesn't work because most abused Mother In Law owners forget that mother flies too; on a broom from room to room.  Toil and trouble, she'll give it to you double.

In Summary: Pleasing a mean mother in law is impossible at best. Don't lie, don't try - and don't die, because that really would please mother in law.

The Official Mother In Law Manual Index

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• Mother In Law Monster
• Mother In Law Tic Tac Toe
• Why Men Won't Commit to Marriage
• Give Up Bed for Mother?
• Wife a Mirror of Mother
• Husband Mirror of Mother
• Mother In Law Jokes
• Mothra Mom

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