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Mother in Law Poem - The Birthday Poem

It's hard to believe,

That you were ever conceived,

Oh mother-in-law of mine.

 

How did one with claws,

And a lantern jaw,

Enter this world in eternal whine?

 

But come you did and you're here to stay,

To torment me both night and day,

That's what makes your life divine.

 

So happy birthday to you,

My gift's nothing new,

Mooning you from my behind.

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Little Mother In Law Ditties

Thinking about having a baby? The thing about babies is that they grow up quickly. And like you, they look for a partner in life. Good mothers and mother-in-laws cherish their children, their grandchildren, and their offspring's partner - even though they might not particularly like that partner. It's one of the hardest things and one of the most noble things in life that a mom can do for her kid.

 Remember - Mother is only a long distance phone call away.  

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