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Thank You Poem for Mother in Law - Thanks for the Misery

Mother in law, thank you for your heartless candor,

For reminding me of my head full of dander,

For telling me that my feet are too big,

That my hair is too thin, and in need of a wig.

 

Thank for sharing your thoughts on my cooking,

It's nice to know that you've been looking.

Thanks for sharing this all with my kids,

Thank you for telling them all that I did

That you thought needed improvement without delay,

Because they like to listen to everything that you say.

 

Thank you for delivering my heart on a platter,

To my spouse of ten years, but that didn't matter.

Thank you for sicking your big dog on my cat,

Thank you for sitting your big ass on my hat.

My thank you bell is suddenly all out of rings,

For mother in law, I must say thanks for nothing.

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