"Now Harold, you know you like Mother..."

Harold's Mother-In-Law Story

HUMOROUS MOTHER IN LAW STORIES

Ruptured - There he stood like a battered chicken leg in front of Mother - salted, peppered, wingless, ruptured.....

And his wife, Diana was being totally unfair.  His mean old mother in law was wrong. She was always wrong.  But this time, she was more wrong that she'd ever been!

Harold had more sense in the tip of his middle finger about nature than his mother in law had in her entire ugly body. Birds often used human hair, small twigs and even loose feathers to build nests.  

His mother in law had fiercely disagreed and in Harold's humble opinion, she was a giant dodo bird.

And to make matters worse, he couldn't share his frustrations with anyone.  His wife Diane was Pro-Mother.  

It had hurt when his mother in law had yelled at him, "You idiot! Birds don't use human hair to build their nests with!"  Then, "Diane, why did you marry a total idiot?"

No doubt, his mother in law was a total birdbrain - that is, if she had a brain at all.

Things turned up for Harold, however, when later that day his mother in law phoned Diana to say that she had been taken to the emergency room.  It appeared that as she had been working in the yard, a large vulture had swooped down and pulled out a large chunk of her hair.....

Stomped.  Again - The day that Jim got stomped.  Again. click to continue

The Prince, The Princess & The Mother-In-Law - It could have been a marriage made in heaven if not for the Mama. click to continue

The Headless Mother-In-Law - The night was black, a blanket of stars knitted into the invisible sky covering the woods where the evil mother-in-law was holed-up..... click to continue

 

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