A Mother in Law Poem

Stomped. Again - The day that Harold got stomped. Again.

Mother in Law told Harold, "You'll always be wrong,

It you live to be a hundred, it's the same old song.

You're a total idiot, lacking both grit and wit,

If you had a brain, you'd take it out and play with it."

Harold sized up his Mother in Law's tongue,

Gave a stiff stare to her oversized lungs.

After a spell, he ended the uncomfortable lull,

Saying, "Mother, believe me, the feeling is mutual...."

The Prince, The Princess & The Mother-In-Law - It could have been a marriage made in heaven if not for the Mama. click to continue

The Headless Mother-In-Law - The night was black, a blanket of stars knitted into the invisible sky covering the woods where the evil mother-in-law was holed-up..... click to continue