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 Even Sexy Mother-In-Laws Have Cold Lips

You've put forth every effort to be a decent in-law, yet 'mother' has shown no sign of warming up to you.  In fact, her words are nothing more than cold rejections with your name written all over her stone-cold lips.

Meet Brenda and Bill.  They've just arrived at Brenda's mother's house for dinner.  The table is set with the finest china, the most exquisite crystal, and the most linen of napkins. Mother wouldn't think of using Bounty for this elaborate occasion!

Bill greets Mother with a kiss to the cheek to which she responds (after twisting her head away from him), "Please, I've just had my hair done."

From somewhere in the distance, Bill recalls Brenda easing out those same words late night when he'd wanted to make passionate whoopee with her. 

Bill and Brenda follow Mother down the long winding hallway, their feet caressing the oriental carpeting along the way.  Mother delivers them into the family room, then disappears to touch up her hair which Bill 'messed up'.  Even though she didn't actually come right out and accuse him, the look she delivered to him said all.

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