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MOTHER-IN-LAW PROBLEMS vs SOLUTIONS
Code Blue/Level 4 - Doctor Mom
Mommy Jeckle/Mommy Wants Your Hide
Code Blue is dedicated to the
Cure-All-That-Ills-My-Child mom. This stereotype mom will intervene at
the drop of a pin in any given OR ungiven situation - from lecturing on preventative
medicine to repairing the family car. Although she appears to be helpful,
you will find a few claw marks after her 'loving' pat on the back...
Dr.
M-O-M
" I
have a cure for everything. It's called Divorce."
 Would
you like to share an apple??
(won't share HER child but will share her poison)
Spellbinding
- This mom will put you under her comforting spell then slyly wrap you in her
encouraging embrace. Wait! Where did all these cobwebs come from?
Warning: Don't get caught in her cunning web....
Loving
Hand
- Beautiful manicure that is generally uncomplimentary to hair on the back of
hands. Avoid claws at all costs whether they are real or fake!
Warm
Heart
- Of course she has a warm heart. She just ripped it out of your body.
AND LAST
BUT NOT LEAST:
The
Fixer-Upper Mom
- Broken car? Not a problem. Sick kid? Not a problem. Your
budget? Not a problem. She'll tell you how to jump, when to jump, where
to jump and how high to jump.... All for free!!!
Mother-In-Law
Whiplash
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