MOTHER-IN-LAW PROBLEMS vs SOLUTIONS

Code Purple/Level 3 - Old Windbag

 Mother Earth

- My seeds are good, but yours are surely Demon Seeds.

- My grandchildren are perfect; therefore they are of immaculate conception.  

- My son would NEVER have sex with you!

Sound familiar?  Generally, the first words that come out of 'Mother's' mouth when junior or juniorette is born are, "Oh my...he/she looks just like MY CHILD."

It's very difficult for a Mother harboring this type personality to acknowledge your part in producing HER grandchildren.  She may even talk about you to them as they grow - but take heart!  There is absolutely NOTHING that she can say to make your child dislike you!

Your relationship with your child is very special, just as her relationship with your child is special.  Your child isn't going to miss the way Grandmother mows down Mommy with her long, sharp, vicious tongue.

So relax and just keep watering those seeds.

The Wolf in Sheep's Clothing Mother

Wicked has a brand new look & she's got those 40/60 vision eyes locked right on YOU!

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Love & Romance & Mother In Law Rescue Links

Fox In Gloves - A healthy relationship is essential to your overall health.  Fun stories and info; home of The Free Wedding Planner.

Trinity Moon - Free full-length, as well as several short love stories that can be enjoyed by all. Nothing to download!  No need to hide and read, either.

Free Full-Length Romance - Exactly that - a full-length free romance.  Grab a cup of hot tea, and settle in for a romantic love story.  No tissues needed.

The Wedding Planner - One doozy of a free wedding planner!

Arizona Angels - (95 pages) Throwing the door open she encountered Bowie's towering form, his large arm extended, Lee dangling in mid air like a large spider. Lynx gasped, her hands going out to rescue the squalling child.

"This demonic little hooligan was window peeping into the honeymoon cottages! God only knows what she saw, but she seemed quite satisfied," he went on, his eyes scorching over Lynx's shocked face.  click to read