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MOTHER-IN-LAW PROBLEMS vs SOLUTIONS
Code Green/Level 6 - The Mother
of all Earthquakes - your mother in law...
Mother Earth Quake
- Her feet don't touch the ground because she's walking all over
you...
The
Blamer -
You've
never been there for me so you're going to take care
of me for the rest of your life. Note:
The Blamer is generally lonely &
toothless.
The Cranky Mother-In-Law -
This stereotype is generally constipated and of course, it's all your fault.
When you were born, you blew out all of her organs during birth, including
her anus.
The
Whiner -
This mother-in-law will whine and dine you to death. Appears gracious
until she gets you cornered in her den...
The Snapping
Turtle Mother in Law - "What
big teeth you have, mother-in-law!" "The better to bite your
head off with, my dear!!!!"
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