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MOTHER-IN-LAW PROBLEMS vs SOLUTIONS
Code Purple/Level
3 - Old Windbag
The
"Good" Cook
"Cookie or Nooky? You may give him sex, but I can cook!
So what if he loves you?? He loves me more because I can cook! I
am good. And I can cook."
They say
that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Is that REALLY true?
Of course not! You're got want your honey wants most, not Mommy
dearest. Let her cook until she singes all the hair off her upper lip
and chin. What do you care?
Just remember,
that while Mother is cooking up something good in the kitchen, you're cooking
up something hot in the bedroom.
But what
if Mother continually compares her cooking to your cooking? This is of
course, an entirely different problem. If she keeps degrading your cooking
skills, pretty soon, she'll have the entire family believing that you're a wretched
cook! So we can't have that.
If Mother
continually compares her cooking skills to your cooking skills, try whipping
up something fantastic. Make it a point to give away your homemade masterpieces
to family members - the ones that Mother knows.
Treat your
husband to a special meal; drag out all the nice dinnerware and utensils. Place
a vase of fresh flowers on the table and some pretty-smelling candles.
And if
you really want to douse Mother's oven, start bragging on her cooking. Who
knows, the gesture may even help you become best buds.
If you
can't cook, not a problem. Your local bakery can be a lucrative source
of Treat Treasures. Just don't forget to remove the price tag.
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