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'Z Mother In Law
MOTHER-IN-LAW MONSTER
Husband Is
Like His Mother - continued
During the next few days, you begin to take special notice of James' demeanor. Somewhere along the primrose trail of happiness, he'd wondered off the path and stepped in quicksand.
He was sinking fast, his mother's personality overtaking him.
He was even beginning to look like her. This was really a scary discovery, because men are suppose to look like their fathers. James suddenly seemed so feminine in your misted eyes.
And he was beginning to put that hand on his hip an awful lot when he talked to you lately, just like his mother.
If this situation sounds familiar to you, pause and take a quick examination of the total situation - not just sparse moments. Advise James to grow a beard; that will cover the vast majority of his face, hiding that 'I look like mummy, look'.
Next, encourage him to take up singing base. The deep masculine voice will smother out mannerisms that mirror his mother. Buy him a beer opener and a box of fine cigars. Ditch his boxers, the ones that are etched with red ants, and invest in jockey-style briefs.
There will be times when nothing you do will make the relationship work. If all fails, see a marriage counselor. Start the conversation by showing her those ant-covered boxers.
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