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'Z Mother In Law
MOTHER-IN-LAW MONSTER
When Your Wife Suddenly Becomes a Mirror of Your Mother-In-Law
It was only Tuesday when you made the maddening discovery. The lights had been dimmed and you had been attempting to make luscious love to your wife.
Suddenly, you were a bit aggressive - but you immediately apologized. Your wife flew into a rage. You could glimpse her white teeth, a $2,000 investment, through the dimness. You had injured her, damaged her, and she would never be the same. Furthermore, you would never be allowed to touch her breasts again (site of accident).
Horror music blared in your head and you widened your eyes at this once-adorable wisp of a woman. She was suddenly a mirror of her heartless mother, your mother-in-law.
Even as you tried to softly tell her that on many occasions, she had bruised your groin unknowingly during a heated moment or two, she wouldn't see reason. Nevermind that you'd walked like John Wayne for two weeks at a time. Oh the agony - this was worse than seven years bad luck.
How could you tell her that she had turned into a vortex of evil? Your worst nightmare? She believes that you adore her mother.
Start by purchasing her some body lotion to smooth away the stress. Toss in some nice under-gear; most women love looking sexy. They just hate being touched sometimes. Okay, some hate being touched all the time, but you get my point.
Exercise great patience, allowing your wife to return to the Land of Prior Identity. Grow a beard; women love ruggedness.
If your beard suddenly reaches two feet in length and your wife is still mirroring her mom, then you've got a real problem. Only a qualified counselor may be able to rescue the bad-to-worse situation.
And if things remain unrectifiable, you can always sell your beard hair. You'll need all the extra cash you can muster for your....well, I can't bring myself to say such a naughty word at such a nice romantic site. Sigh.
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