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Mother
in Law Gift Ideas & Suggestions
- Mother in
law Question: Does
your mother in law have a smooth tongue, or
is it raspy - covered with tiny microscopic
needles?
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- Mother
in law Gift Suggestion: If
mother has a smooth tongue, saturate it with
honey to pollinate her pallet. Don't forget
to add that special touch of super glue. If
her tongue is raspy, sand it down with a gift
of a belt sander. The sander also works
well in removing unsightly back hair.
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- Mother in
law Question: Is
your spouse chained to your mother in law?
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- Mother in law
Gift Suggestion: If so, consider the gift of
a slink ankle chain which will compliment her
mother-chain.
- Mother in
law Question: What
is the length of her nails - short with impacted
dirt? Long, impacted with bits of your
skin and blood? Or are her nails crafted
of steel?
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- Mother
in law Gift Suggestion: Oh
my, so many ideas spring forth when it comes
to mother's nails. As a note, just be
thankful that they aren't permanently embedded
in you. Now for our gift suggestions:
For shorter nails, what about the gift
of a fly catcher? She'll have a blast
with the sticky strip while simultaneously cleaning
out those nails.
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- For longer nails,
give the gift of a grinder. Don't forget
to purchase a cute little monkey to compliment
your gift.
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- For nails of
steel, search for a super man - which also carries
the prospect of swooping mother off her bunyoned
feet into the land of romantic bliss, spelling
freedom for you.
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Love & Romance & Mother In Law Rescue
Links
Fox In Gloves -
A healthy relationship is essential to your overall health. Fun
stories and info; home of The Free Wedding Planner.
Trinity
Moon - Free full-length,
as well as several short love stories that can be enjoyed by all.
Nothing to download! No need to hide and read, either.
Free
Full-Length Romance - Exactly that - a full-length free romance. Grab a cup of hot tea, and settle in for a romantic love story. No tissues needed.
The
Wedding Planner - One doozy of a free wedding planner!
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