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Mother
in Law Gift Ideas & Suggestions
Need a gift
idea for that evil little mother in law of yours? Perhaps
Quasimother can assist by erasing all the stress involved
in 'mother in law gift searching'. Now, let's
go hunting for a few wonderful gifts for your mother
in law, shall we?
Oh! Don't
forget to bring your pencil and pad. Yes, the
one that you usually use to jot down poignant thoughts
of 'mother' - the one embossed with the skull and crossbones.
Ready? Let's have some fun....
- Mother in
law Question: Does
your mother in law have hair on her back?
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- Mother
in law Gift Suggestion:
A back scratcher with a Daisy razor attached
with duct tape (and you thought all that duct
tape would go to waste) would just hit the spots
- yes, spots.
- Mother in
law Question: Does
your mother in law have fangs tinged with red?
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- Mother
in law Gift Suggestion: Might
we suggest a pet vulture which will also come
in handy for cleaning up any remains that mother
leaves behind - from one beak to another.
- Mother in
law Question: Is
her mouth usually opened or closed?
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- Mother
in law Gift Suggestion: If
your mother in law's mouth is usually open,
consider a good-sized jar of homemade sour pickles.
If her mouth is usually closed, then congratulations.
That invisible tape really does work.
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Wicked has a brand new look & she's got those
40/60 vision eyes locked right on YOU!
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Love & Romance & Mother In Law Rescue
Links
Fox In Gloves -
A healthy relationship is essential to your overall health. Fun
stories and info; home of The Free Wedding Planner.
Trinity
Moon - Free full-length,
as well as several short love stories that can be enjoyed by all.
Nothing to download! No need to hide and read, either.
Free
Full-Length Romance - Exactly that - a full-length free romance. Grab a cup of hot tea, and settle in for a romantic love story. No tissues needed.
The
Wedding Planner - One doozy of a free wedding planner!
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