Original Mother-In-Law Jokes
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Original Mother-In-Law Jokes |
Mother's in the coach with her long plaited leather whip. Wait. Or...is that a rat?
"I have a cure for everything. It's called Divorce...."
Q. How many mean mother in laws does it take to free a beached whale? A. Only one. Mother in Laws are known to have very strong, long tongues.
Q. What does a vampire and a mean mother in law have in common? A. Other than fangs, nasty temperaments, an overbite and wanting to suck out all your life's blood, absolutely nothing.
Mother's Golden Rules 1. I'll always be Number Uno 2. Never Speak, Even When Spoken To
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