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MOTHER-IN-LAW PROBLEMS vs SOLUTIONS
Code Purple/Level
3 - Old Windbag
THE Wind Beneath Your Wings
Code Purple is dedicated to the
windy-worded mother-in-laws. This stereotype mom tends to blow it out both
ends, night and day.
She thrives in tooting her own horn. She delights
in blowing down your brick house. She swims in joyous splendor, blowing
her jug while you dance to her twisted tune. But take heed because windy-worded
oft times translates to lofty places. She's a divine saint you know, and
you're not.
Saint
Mother
Good
girls don't have sex.
A
Few Words from the Unwise - Mother
Earth
"My
seeds are good, but yours
are surely Demon Seeds.
My
grandchildren are perfect;
therefore they are of immaculate
conception.
My
son would NEVER have sex with you! "
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