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'Z Mother In Law
MOTHER-IN-LAW MONSTER
Mothra can be a formidable
challenger!
Trying to play Godzilla to your
partner's Mothra? It can certainly be a tug of
war and it's no guarantee that you'll come out of top
of the old heap.
Who is
strongest? Godzilla or Mothra? Mothra certainly
can fly high, even when sober. Then again, the Zilla
knows how to climb high on the ladder to Relationship
Success.
If you
have chosen to challenge Mothra, it might be wise to
get a good gawk at the size of her purse or handbag.
Is it large? If so, that's going to hurt
when she knocks you in the little head, isn't it?
Another
thing to check for? Look at Mothra's shoes. Steel
toes on those army boots? Are they also spiked?
The last
thing that you need to check for before going against
Mothra is her teeth. Yes, we know they're stained
that god-awful gray, but are they real or are they removable?
If they are the real deal, they can inflict a
nasty bite.
Whether
you chose to go against Mothra or not isn't always a
choice. Sometimes, Mothra challenges and strikes
swiftly. Therefore, take note to always be prepared
in such event. How so? Look for a very, very,
very tall building to climb.
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