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White - Level 1 - Iceberg Mom - The Stoned Maidens
Even
Sexy Mother-In-Laws Have Cold
Lips - continued
Fifteen miserable
minutes later, the old Ice Maiden returns and leads them westward, this time
over tiles of Italian marble. "Cold marble, just like Mother's
lips," Bill speculates in silence.
The magnificent
dining area suddenly unfolds, looking as cool and crisp as Mother. "Nice
layout," Bill offers in an attempt at civility.
"Humph!
If you knew me, then you'd know not to expect anything less!!" Mother
hurls out viscously, a bit of spit spewing through her gray-toned choppers.
Bill winces, imagining that he momentarily sees fangs.
Mother edges
up to the table and Bill offers to pull out the chair for her. Stiffened
Mother delivers a curt nod, then allows Bill to pull the chair away from the
immaculate table. When she instinctively bends to sit on the plush chair,
Bill accidentally slings the chair away causing Mother to fall and break her
back.
Well....that's
not actually what happened, but it's what Bill would have liked.
So how does
one get along with an old battle ax like this Mother?
 Remember
your roots. You married your wife, not her mother. Therefore, don't
make the extra effort of tying to win someone over that's hell-bent on 'not
liking' you! If you must win her over, this broad is one that likes challenges.
Odds are,
she was a spoiled little brat when she was growing up. She always got
everything she cried for and then some. And when she wanted something
and didn't get it, she did anything necessary to make it her own.
So if you
really want to make points with this type of 'Mother' then maybe it's time to
play hard to get.
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