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MOTHER-IN-LAW PROBLEMS vs SOLUTIONS
Code Purple/Level
3 - Old Windbag
Mother
Superior
"My
daughter is spiritual &
pure, just like me.
How could she have married a heathen like you?"
If you
are married to Mother superior's daughter, then woe is you. And although
Mother will go to her grave swearing that her daughter is superior and without
fault, she'll tilt just a bit my saying something stupid like, "My daughter
must have been crazy to have even considered marrying a pig like you!"
Yes....even
though her daughter is perfect, her daughter experienced a faulty moment. Therefore,
please know that Mother is being contradictory and conniving - twisting around
each opportune situation to her own advantage and to YOUR disadvantage. She
admitted that her daughter isn't perfect, thus the faulty moment. Oh...this
can get quite confusing, can't it?
The Mother
Superior Personality tends to be very church-going, though it's more for show
than due to her kind heart, because the kind of heart that she's got is the
kind of heart that no one needs, especially you.
Yes, this
type Mother generally thumps the Bible and twists scriptures around to suit
her own interpretation. Fact is, you're immoral and her daughter's not.
You're also going to hell, and her daughter is not. And if perchance
there suddenly appears a bright side to you, then it's only because HER daughter's
spiritual light cast forth and bathed you in Goodness.
There isn't
much that you can do to combat this type of Mother-in-Law personality because
she perceives you as Evil and her (as well as her daughter) as Goodness. In
other words, she's nuts.
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