MOTHER-IN-LAW PROBLEMS vs SOLUTIONS
Thanksgiving &
The In-laws ~ continued
- agree with everything they say
- do not offer your opinion on anything (they don't care)
- if an ingredient is needed at the store, volunteer to go buy
it (this will give you some breathing space, away from the nest of spiders)
- if the TV is on, don't suggest another channel (again, no
one cares what you want)
- take second helpings from the holiday table of only the
items
made by your in-laws
- eat only dark meat (save the white for the in-laws as it is
the pick of the chick)
- if you are female, ask your mother-in-law for her secret recipe,
even if you don't like what she 'created' (keeping in mind that Frank was also
a creation)
- again, if you are female, brag - brag - brag on the old hag!
(What you do with your lover is your secret! Keep the conversation
on a smooth track. Discuss crafts, the weather, her recipe that sucked,
sports, vacation spots - anything except your private life with their child,
or kids (she'll hint about grandkids) (but she won't want you to have sex to
have them) - or politics, or religion or the workplace. That should keep
you safe!)
- don't wear out your welcome (assuming there was a welcome)
- after you leave your in-laws, don't spend the rest of the
day and night discussing any disaster that transpired
There you have it! A few tips to help your Thanksgiving
go smoothly at the old in-laws. One last thing that you should do on Thanksgiving.
Be truly thankful for your lover!
Top off Turkey Day with some hot
romance before turning in for the night. No matter how your day went,
you'll go to sleep with a smile on your face.
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