MOTHER-IN-LAW PROBLEMS vs SOLUTIONS
'Z Mother In Law
MOTHER-IN-LAW MONSTER
Mother-In-Law
Tic-Tac-Toe, Its all
in the Game of Love continued
Whenever this type of dirty deed hits a relationship,
the mother-in-law usually accomplishes such via use of her big beak and ultra
sharp claws.
The Type X mother-in-law never knows when to keep her beak
shut or her claws stationed in her kangaroo pockets.
Type X mother-in-laws fly like lost wandering vultures,
seeking to destroy. Their beaks are always poised and ready to lunge. When you
are ill, they deliver unhealthy foods and liver.
When you are in financial duress,
they make you fall on your knees and beg before they turn loose of their too-fat,
copper-filled piggy bank. When you are experiencing sexual problems, they brand
your lover's mind with visions of your inadequacy, not only in the bedroom,
but also as a human being. They create a very small unsavory illusion
of you, and everyone knows that size really does count. And especially
so, in this case.
A Type X mother-in-law will most always focus on the
negative aspect of a given situation. They envision your future with streets
paved with hot molten lava, a tiny mosquito-filled outhouse that rests on a
high leaning cliff, and a throng of loving grandchildren that were miraculously
conceived by their offspring. You were not needed. Again.
In your Type X mother-in-laws eyes, her loving grandchildren
will look exactly like her, or her child. They will have your mother-in-laws
one half-good feature minus the beak and claws, her strong and muscular forked-tongue,
and her solid, always-correct, judgment. In addition, your children will
probably have either a first or middle name in honor of your mean and highly
loathed mother-in-law.
Summing it up!
If you are fortunate enough to have a Type O mother-in-law,
cherish her! Every now and then, surprise her with an occasional fragile flower.
If you are unfortunate enough to have a Type X mother-in-law,
grin and bear it and be extra nice. Every now and then, surprise her with an
occasional fragile flower that she's allergic to.
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