MOTHER-IN-LAW PROBLEMS vs SOLUTIONS
Code Orange/Level
8 - Tsunami Mom
Where is the Lochness Monster when you really need
her?
Code Orange is dedicated to the
malicious mother-in-laws who passed over. Or have they???
This
stereotype mother-in-law seems to never disappear from your life! Invincible
and inoculated saint! " If mother were here, she would do it this
way."
" I wish my mother were here so she would set YOU straight!"
"
You're NOT my mother and you never will be!"
From
the Grave
Yes,
she reaches out, even from the grave with her cold cruel
claws. She's never going away, so why don't you?
That's right, grab that suitcase and your makeup kit too! Without
it, you're nothing!
Out
of This World
Everything
she did was perfect. Even her poop was perfect. She was the first
Mother Teresa - and Mother Teresa was only a copycat. Yes, no one can
ever match the tender tines of this mother-in-law....
An
Apple A Day Won't Keep Mother Away
It
won't even give her worms. This mother-in-law worked her magic before
she passed on, poisoning her offspring's mind with maddening thoughts and ideas
about YOU. Will you be overrun OR overcome?
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