Code Yellow/Level 7 - Volcanic

Volcanic - Move over Mount Saint Helena. 

Code Yellow is dedicated to eruptive situation brought on by mother.   This stereotype mom will often throw tantrums if she doesn't get her way.  

She has a temper equal to an elephant in mating season and a trunk to match .   Don't mess with this mom or you may just get stomped to death.   Worse yet, you may just get sucked into the vortex of eternal hell... 

Why is Your Head Always Up Your Backside?   Say something - say anything around some mother-in-laws and they'll chop your head off. A Code Yellow will kick it to Kingdom Come & Back Again.     Note:   Generally occurs when mother is wearing her stiletto heels.....

Wicked has a brand new look & she's got those 40/60 vision eyes locked right on YOU!

• Mother In Law Monster
• Mother In Law Tic Tac Toe
• Why Men Won't Commit to Marriage
• Give Up Bed for Mother?
• Wife a Mirror of Mother
• Husband Mirror of Mother
• Mother In Law Jokes
• Mothra Mom

Love & Romance & Mother In Law Rescue Links

Fox In Gloves - A healthy relationship is essential to your overall health.   Fun stories and info home of The Free Wedding Planner.

Trinity Moon - Free full-length, as well as several short love stories that can be enjoyed by all. Nothing to download!   No need to hide and read, either.

Arizona Angels - (95 pages) Throwing the door open she encountered Bowie's towering form, his large arm extended, Lee dangling in mid air like a large spider. Lynx gasped, her hands going out to rescue the squawking child.

" This demonic little hooligan was window peeping into the honeymoon cottages! God only knows what she saw, but she seemed quite satisfied," he went on, his eyes scorching over Lynx's shocked face.   click to read